arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

woodendreams:

Oneonta Gorge, Columbia River Gorge, Oregon, US (by Howard Snyder)

woodendreams:

Portland Japanese Garden, Oregon, US (by Chung Hu)

dressedlikeaghost:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

a paint job like this requires high quality paint, a lot of patience and a fuckton of masking tape

There’s actually just one guy (or one guy’s company) that’s responsible for pretty much all of the really colorful Victorians.

drizrih:

ovo-yonna:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

are we going to ignore the ketchup/hot dog analogy or…

^^^^

artwodetwo:

I will always love you, Ryan.

bangmelikey0urdrums:

Who’s got the nicest ass in the world?

this fucker

grilledcheezits:

When she doesn’t tell you where she’s hiding her voodoo doll

When she’s like HELLA out of your limit

When you can’t cut the tension, not even with a knife

When you can’t take her out, cause mom’s got no money

When you forget how to take on the world

When she’s fine, but you’re really not fine at all

mukesturbate:

just imagine you and michael going to the store to get groceries and shit and he’s pouting around the store because he says shopping is boring as he’ll and he’s tired so he clubs into the cart and you push him around the store like a little child and everybody is just staring at you cause you have a 6 foot something man child in your cart

HH