Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?
Oneonta Gorge, Columbia River Gorge, Oregon, US (by Howard Snyder)
What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.
OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
a paint job like this requires high quality paint, a lot of patience and a fuckton of masking tape
There’s actually just one guy (or one guy’s company) that’s responsible for pretty much all of the really colorful Victorians.
sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
"It’s every month?"
"I thought it just lasted a couple years"
"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"
"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"
*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”
are we going to ignore the ketchup/hot dog analogy or…
Who’s got the nicest ass in the world?
When she doesn’t tell you where she’s hiding her voodoo doll
When she’s like HELLA out of your limit
When you can’t cut the tension, not even with a knife
When you can’t take her out, cause mom’s got no money
When you forget how to take on the world
When she’s fine, but you’re really not fine at all
just imagine you and michael going to the store to get groceries and shit and he’s pouting around the store because he says shopping is boring as he’ll and he’s tired so he clubs into the cart and you push him around the store like a little child and everybody is just staring at you cause you have a 6 foot something man child in your cart